Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Identity Crisis

I am personally facing a parenting hurdle of helping my daughters’ define who they are while not putting other girls down. Being a vigilant mother of daughters is not for the faint of heart…but truly parenting in general isn’t. Trying to help the girls wade through and giving them the freedom to pick and choose pieces of their identity to their prerogative and privilege….ya know, first world problems, is hard. 

 One day we want purple hair to be different and weird, only to quickly realize that being weird is easy and anyone can be weird. What she truly wanted was creativity. And quickly complained daily that the purple wasn’t washing out fast enough… I want my daughters to know that to be defined as a truly awesome person your virtues cannot come from your jean size, the length of your hair, the shoe brand you sport or your fuckability measurement according to the masses. 



People obsessed with these and like traits act as if dressing, primping, shopping, dieting, etc. “well” is a virtue…sometimes this “well” is the only quality they have…..oh see there I go with the shaming…shame on me. Perhaps being “fairest of them all” isn’t their prerogative? What if their time and energy is spent being the smartest, strongest, fastest, or most creative amongst their peers….does their appearances have to be the epicenter of their identity first? “She’s so pretty….and talented”…..if she wasn’t pretty would her talent be noticed? Of course it would….but would it be a double edged sword? Would someone say “it’s a good thing she’s talented cause she isn’t pretty.”…of course someone would, there is always one asshole in the group. And herein lies the wading through this facet that for a woman, pretty is best. 

 I don’t want their self-esteem to ride on some fuckable scale that those around them have contrived. Because never forget it is a sliding, unattainable scale. How do you take an incident like Miley Cyrus’ viral twerking and the “slut shaming” that ensued? Do you jump on the band wagon and call her a slut? Do you use the less take a stand path and say it was “inappropriate”? It is hard to draw a line in the sand and take a side against sexualizing girls but not having an issue with women having sex. I didn’t hear much clamored about Robin Thicke’s actions that same night and he is a married man.

 How do you empower a woman who cuts off her hair? Well you don’t…it’s not up to me to empower her; it’s also not up to me to call her a dyke or a feminist. It’s not my business to call a woman who chooses not to wear make-up ugly or a woman who chose to fight as a career crazy. It’s none of my business….and it is none of yours. 

This rabid materialistic attitude will chew you up and spit you out, especially if you are a girl! I am not trying to cry for equal rights, or bang the table and burn my bra…..I’m just trying to raise two women to be independent, self-assured, USEFUL people. I don’t need an Ariel who wanted a man so bad she gave up her voice, or a Snow White or Cinderella who’s only gift was cleaning and looking lovely, or a Mouseketeer or a Hannah Montana so thank you Disney….but I got this. At least I hope I got this. 

What was this rant about??? Hell if I know, but lucky for you it is over.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

More is more and less sucks

Ray is in New Mexico this week for work, it's been a strange change of dynamics here at home while he is gone. Although I can fair just fine on my own, and there have been aspects of this week that have been nice....I get to pick all the movies we watch and none of them had chainsaws, zombies, or explosions...some stuff just down right sucks!  



I hate sleeping alone. I mean really hate it. I hate not enjoying coffee together, not having someone put tooth paste on my brush for me, warm hugs and I feckin hate parenting alone.

We have good kids....like really great.  But there are those instances when I look in their rooms and see that they can't keep up with their stuff and for the umpteenth time have to ask them to pick up, tidy up, red up, wipe off, scrub down, throw out their stuff that I wonder if they will be affected by more is more and less sucks syndrome. 

You see I have just the right amount of sports bras to get me through my week's workouts. I keep track of these bitches like my life depends on it.  And when I look around my living room and see a bra, a tank top, three (not four) random socks I start to wonder where I went wrong that THIS is ok.  I don't remember when we were building the house scoping out the living room and thinking Rachel's socks would look perfect right there! Or when I bought my office desk that it would be a great place for jackets, jujitsu belts, stinky knee pads and low and behold more feckin socks. 

Notice the abundance of crap...oh yea, and a swing.....in her bedroom.

Combine this with the fact that their laundry basket is over flowing, there are more clothes randomly strewn on the floor and you start to wonder.  I do my laundry cause it literally means being clothed or not. They apparently have enough clothes to never do laundry. 

And of course the only person to blame for this atrocity is moi.





 I can actually recall spending money for pretty baby girl outfits for Sydney when she was a baby that I should have been saving for the rent or gas.  Guilty as charged. When I was growing up with a single mom our budget was tight and clothes were an extravagant expense. I still treat my own needs with this mind set but somehow I can't seem to say no to myself or my daughters when it comes to them.

As Christmas looms down on us I start trying to think of what to buy them.  They need nothing....literally nothing. Creative ideas of trips or concerts have been suggested by friends. Great ideas but actually implementing them is a logistical nightmare. Trying to travel with two four legged kids is near impossible and going to a concert that they would enjoy would cause post traumatic stress disorder for me.  Adopting a family for Christmas comes to mind but are there truly anyone who NEEDS stuff in this area or do they just THINK they need stuff? Most of the folks I know who aren't employed are on some sort of welfare and if they manage their p's and q's appropriately they can buy what they need. If they don't it's a "first world problem". Not a Ross problem. 




Ray and I have great kids....really great kids.  They are both in accelerated programs at school, they have kind hearts, they are polite, they are not self centric, they play instruments, play sports, neither of them is boy crazy and they aren't sneaky. They each have some friends that I think holy shit....tuck your daddy issues in honey, or wow your mom is really imposing her body image issues on you already or you sneaky little lying fuck.  And I have to smile smugly....but I am vigilant that the "more is more and less sucks" demon has a firm grip on Ray and I (yes, I'm dragging Ray down with me) and I don't want to impose him on the girls. 

So what will we do for Christmas this year? It has yet to be decided!

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Back to blogging

I retired from personal training about 10 months ago. Nothing “tragic” happened, I just wanted to try some new things out, I was tired of every conversation I had being about food, or exercise, or minerals. Then I realized I didn’t have much to say about anything if it didn’t have to do with food, exercise or the like. So I just started listening. What a wonderful skill this is!! I learned a lot from my co-workers, I work with some of the smartest people – like Mensa smart. I learned a lot of random stuff and I took the opportunity to read a lot of books that normally my time would have been spent on reading fitness and nutrition books. I took a break from FaceBook – it was a much needed internet break. You really don’t realize how addicted you become to the Internet until that moment you are on a date with your gorgeous, loving husband and the two of you spend more time playing with your phone than interacting….date fail! 

 I unliked all the pages on FB that were about motivating you to exercise, or eat this or that – I just didn’t and still don’t have an interest in it. Yes, I want to be healthy and fit into my jeans (or more importantly all my suits for work….them shits expensive!) – being healthy is not WHO I am. I don’t give advice any longer – unless you are my kids, then you can expect it all the time and at the most random moments….like I care that you have friends over? I do like to write, it helps me work through my thought process – if that randomness strikes a fancy to you – whether for the humor or so you know you aren’t the only one out there…so be it. I’m not writing to motivate anyone, help guide someone to a better life or even talk you out of anything (or into it for that matter). 

 When I started this blog it was called I am Paleo….I am not Paleo – I am me, l ate Paleo for a while – I don’t anymore – The Paleo Baby Jesus would cringe at my food choices…..I eat all the things…ALL THE THINGS. Then I changed it to Carbphobia....I don’t have carbphobia anymore – if you are looking for validation in a low carb or Paleo lifestyle you will not find it here. I wrote a book, “The Glucometer”. I am still very passionate about the glucometer as a tool to use as an eating guide if you need to lose weight or are trying to find a healthier lifestyle. I don’t feel as hell bent anymore that your choices have to be low carb though….so that book, “according to A.M. Ross” needs a 2nd generation and again if you are looking for low carb/carb free/keto/paleo validation….I’m not going to be able to provide that. 

 I recently took up distance running at the challenge of my bootcamp buddy to run a few races with her. Surprisingly, I am really enjoying distance running – more so than short distances (less than 3 miles). It gives you a chance to have some really interesting talks with yourself, really dig deep and talk GOOD to yourself and find what will motivate you to move forward. I have found when I am running if I start thinking about something antagonistic I slow way the feck down. So I do not allow myself to think about stupid shit while I run. I’m not a fast runner by any stretch. On a good day I can average a 8:45 a mile pace – on a really long run (so far that is 9 miles) I am averaging a 9:50 pace (no, I can’t just round up and say 10 miles…it was 9:50 damn it!)

 My first race was the Marine Corps Crossroads 4 miler. Here is a picture of me. 



 I was issued my bootcamp buddy, Ferguson, on 25 May 1998 and have loved her ever since. She was my companion through 13 weeks of Marine Corps bootcamp and we have stayed in touch ever since. I’ve had her longer than my hubby =). I completed it in 34:30. There were some good hills in this run, but for the most part it was an easy run, for every uphill there was an equivalent downhill. There were only about 444 racers so it wasn’t packed, the weather was wonderful, a bit brisk but once you got running it was perfect. 

 I am now training for the Navesink 15K on the Jersey Shore in December. I ran my first 9.11 miles on Monday and I lived! Took me 1:30 to run 9.11, I am in the hunt for a good pair of running shoes. I have a new pair of Altra’s heading my way on Monday and I am hoping they give me the nice wide toe box I love, cushion for my foot that is still naggy (I broke it in May) and support for my over pronation. I’ve had somewhat of shoe drama over the last few months, ever since I rolled my ankle, tore up the ligaments and stress fractured the foot bone. I knew before I hurt my foot that the shoes I was wearing, NB Minimus, weren’t providing enough cushion and I was having pain and I could feel the heat of the pavement through the shoe. Once I hurt my foot I decided I definitely had to try something else….hey, I never said I was smart.

 I started running in the Altra Trail shoes I had and they provided me with the wide toe box, and cushion I needed but the sole was too aggressive for running long distances on pavement. I got another pair of Altra’s – I think “the One” and they are great. Light weight, cushion, wide toe box but my ITB is hurting and that tells me I need more arch support. So the Altra Trails for trail runs, the One for short runs (less than 4) and hopefully the new ones for the long runs. 

 See….shoe drama. 

 I’m only going to bring up food in context of weight gain/loss/maintain in this brief statement. I’m active – very active. My husband and daughters and I made a running streak pact for 90 days. We will all run at least a mile, every day for 90 days (today is day 20). I am still lifting – I deadlifted 225#s for reps on Sunday, Front Squatted 150#s, Pressed 135#s…I run a good bit now – every day. I do pull-ups, I do sit-ups. I eat….I eat a lot. Like a lot, a lot so that I can run and lift likes this. The days I don’t eat a lot the next day I run like shit and am tired and moody (ok…I’m not just moody, I’m an impossible bitch). I like to eat, I like to lift, I like to run. I eat, I am able to run and lift. I run and lift I look good naked. Nuf said. 

 OK, so that is my long winded….I’m back to blogging =)

Friday, August 31, 2012

Podcast with Jimmy Moore from Livin La Vida Low-Carb

If you haven't heard my podcast with Jimmy Moore yet please check it out - it is about 45 minutes in length.

Jimmy Moore is the successful low carb blogger of Livin La Vida Low-Carb and the Annual Low-Carb Cruise.

It was very gracious of him to interview me and provide publicity for my book, "The Glucometer: A Self-Empowering Tool to a Healthy and Lean Body".

Please drop me a line and let me know what you think of the interview!


http://livinlavidalowcarb.com/blog/the-llvlc-show-episode-591-angela-ross-says-a-glucometer-will-help-make-you-healthy-and-lean/14710

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Food Termi-confusion-ology

How can I make this crazy terminology used to complicate what REALLY needs to be a simple explanation on what we need to eat to nourish our bodies and minds simple?

How can I make this simpler so that you can easily understand what you need to eat to be vibrant, have energy, and live the life of HEALTH?

It starts with the question of WHY is food terminology obscure and muddled with science? Oh…that’s right – because someone can make a damn buck off of it.

You need to understand that packaging is about sales and lining someone's pockets each and every time you purchase food. Because of marketing laws you CANNOT trust what the label is telling you, you need to go off what you KNOW as hard, cold facts.

The first two terms - right out of the gate - are befuddling. Micronutrients and Macronutrients.

Nutrients, nutrients, nutrients. We all know we NEED nutrients – but very few of us know WHAT nutrients REALLY are or why they are so important.

Macronutrients are defined as providing calories – protein, carbohydrates and fat - but alcohol isn’t included….but provides calories. Hmmmm……

Fat has 9 calories per gram. Carbohydrates and protein have 4 calories per gram. Alcohol also has 4 calories per gram.

All calories are not created equal – what is a calorie? To simplify this I am going to tell you to ignore calories. I know, I know….this goes against a lot of what you have been taught and you DO need to pay attention to “calories” in the sense of you don’t need to over consume food. But calories don’t matter – the amount of food you consume for the amount of energy you need to live a healthy and vibrant life matters.

And everyone’s dietary needs are different – the USDA telling the public to consume 2200 calories a day in a one size fits all diet approach isn’t going to work.

Try and stay with me….I know I am convoluted….but I WILL (eventually) make a point.

Protein is defined in science as a group of molecules that contain carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, and usually sulfur and are have at least one chain of amino acids.

Proteins are fundamental components of all living cells and include many substances, such as enzymes, hormones, and antibodies that are necessary for the proper functioning of all of our cells.

If we say protein is molecules that contain carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, and usually sulfur and are have at least one chain of amino acids and a McDonald’s burger contains this definition do we define a McDonald’s burger as protein? I sure hope not. A McDonald’s hamburger is manufactured junk. Yes, it does have calories which provide energy, yes it does contain the definition that science has determined is protein….but it is ultimately a science experiment. Merchants and vendors got together and figured out the cheapest way to produce a product with a extended and sustainable shelf life to increase their profit margin. There is no interest in nourishment, life or health. Just profit margins.


The macronutrient named carbohydrate is carbon, hydrogen and oxygen. What is not common knowledge is that a carbohydrate molecule is glucose, whose formula is C6H12O6. Simple or complex came along to try and separate carbohydrates – but why do they need separated? Carbohydrates are glucose – plain and simple. Renaming them complex and simple was a marketing term. But whether they are complex or simple doesn’t change the fact that they are glucose and what you REALLY need to know is how YOU are affected by glucose.

Our bodies do not need dietary glucose (meaning you don’t need to eat carbs). Our liver can make the glucose our brain and liver needs from glycerol (fat) and amino acids (proteins) through a process called gluconeogenesis. You don’t need dietary carbohydrates….they are just tasty and we prefer them because they are easy energy. Our body doesn’t need to work hard to convert them into glucose (because they are already glucose) to use for energy.

Only problem is they spike the hormone insulin and shuttle any excess glucose that your muscles can’t use into those adipose tissues (fat cells) and the process of needing energy starts over…or hunger pains and cravings.

All carbohydrates from the snickers in the vending machine, to a coca-colam to an orange to carrots are turned into glucose in the body. Simple stuff really. Some carbohydrates have other molecules in them, like carrots have beta-carotene and Vitamin A and a snickers lover will argue that it has protein from the peanuts. The carrots will spike your blood sugar levels less than the snickers because of the “other stuff” in the carrots. But in the end they are all glucose and impact your blood sugar levels. How much carbohydrates YOU can consume is determined by your activity level, how much muscle mass you have, genetics, metabolic damage, stress, and even sleep. How do you KNOW how many carbohydrates your personal diet can tolerate? A glucometer of course! A glucometer is THE tool to sleep better, train better, feel better, and look better. It will tell you exactly how that meal impacts your body from the inside. No guessing. All the guesswork is taken out. Want to learn MORE about using a glucometer to tailor a personal diet for you?



Fat…which seems to be the most difficult to pinpoint on WHAT it actually is. Fat can be described as adipose that resides on our bodies, lipids, glycerol, fatty acids, triglycerides, saturated, unsaturated, hydrogenated, and trans fat.

No friggin wonder we are confused as to WHAT exactly fat IS and the name is associated with everyone’s nightmare word “FAT”. No one wants to be FAT….and if there is FAT in a food….and we eat that food……that will lead to us BEING fat….right? Made sense when someone said don’t EAT fat or you’ll GET fat.

But that’s wrong. Not only because not all energy is created equal in the sense that you need to break them down into these macronutrient categories but also because not all fat, protein and carbohydrates are created to provide you the best nourishment, energy, health and life.

Fat….oh man, this one drives me crazy. We call animal fat, olive oil, vegetable oil, wings, butter, Crisco, coconut oil, nuts, eggs, steaks, sausage, bacon, grease, corn oil, avocados, ice cream, cream, French fries, and our stomachs FAT. How in the heck are you supposed to know anything about dietary fat that will cushion your organs, repair cells, buffers us from disease, provides the most efficient source of energy, provides the sheath for myelin in the brain making you smarter, help organ functions at top notch and hormone production stay humming healthily? We NEED fat.

But what kind of fat? Simple…pasture raised, grass fed meats and animal fats, pasture raised butters and creams, avocado, extra virgin olive oil, coconut oil, and nuts. How you translate those foods into fats in your diet is up to you. If that means guacamole on your salad….awesome. If it means rutabaga fried in coconut oil or bacon and eggs…so be it…you need these items in your diet. When we start talking about trans saturated fats and hydrogenated fats we complicate it too much. When we say ice cream is a fat we leave out the fact that most of it is glucose and THAT is what plumps up our adipose tissues from the ice cream. Not the fat content that the nutrition label boasts.

Calories……another horrible term. Don’t concern yourself with calories. How can we concern ourselves with 3500 calories is one pound of body fat unless we are breaking down that “x” of those calories were carbohydrates that impacted your glucose over normal thresholds for “X” amount of time causing the body to produce “x” amount of insulin and storing “x” amount of excess energy/calories into adipose tissues…which in turn those fat cells accumulated and made your belly puffy, gooey and roll….confused much?

There is so much more to food than protein, fat and carbohydrates, it is the direct impact these macronutrients have on organ functions, hormone production and a direct relation to how your mental perspective. Sometimes moving your body more and sitting less isn’t a lack of physical prowess but mental status.

Keep it simple. Eat REAL food. Food that wasn’t manufactured to be “fun, easy, convenient, enjoyable, indulgent and cheap”. Quit worrying about saturated fats and your cholesterol levels. Blood tests doctors run only predict plasma cholesterol, which has nothing to do with the small particle Low Density Lipoproteins that find their way into your arteries and build up or break passing by red blood cells which clot. That stuff is too complicated. If you want to know what YOUR personal diet should be get a glucometer. Keep your blood sugar levels between 80-90mg/dl, 90 minutes after you eat (post­­-prandial). Want to know more? Read my book =)

Thursday, August 16, 2012

My "How to be Happy" list


Gratitude….it is the number one rule on my list of “how to be happy”.  Number ONE.  Being number one, on any list, is a powerful position. 

I recently was in a situation where I was NOT shown gratitude and it reminded me why I value this quality so much.  I was shown no gratitude where I was a volunteer and this perplexed me….but reminded me of #5 on my list, Forgive and cope. 

This is my personal list on “how to be happy”.  I share it with you and perhaps you can use some of my list to create your own.

#1 Show gratitude.  Number one, and for good reason.  You should always tell someone thank you for their time, their services, their presence.  Time is a valuable commodity that is free and limited.  Never take someone’s time for granted.  Saying “thank you” makes the other person feel good.  It also says a lot about YOUR own personal character.  People are not here for your own personal gain, pleasure or service.  Expecting others to treat you well just because you are who you are, is venal and close minded, regardless of what your mom tells you, the world does not revolve on you.

#2 Be kind.  This ties in quite nicely with number one.  You should always be kind because it is much easier to cross a bridge that hasn’t been burned.  If your emotions are high, take a minute and re-group before you speak.  Even if showing gratitude and being kind is the last thing you WANT to do….it is ALWAYS the better approach.

#3 Stare at the positive.  For far too many years I would look for the dull spot on the proverbial shiny penny.  I’d flip it over and over in my hands looking for its flaws.  And the only thing that would result is I would take a perfectly good time and ruin it.  I have also found that when I focus on everything that is “wrong” in my life I cannot appreciate the good people, opportunities and experiences that I am blessed with.  If I spend more time enjoying the people in my life and the things that make me happy I can find solutions to the stuff that is REALLY wrong and not just “not ideal”. 

#4 Nurture your relationships properly.  Spend quality TIME with the people you love.  Don’t buy gifts in replacement for your time.  Your time is valuable and spending it with the people you care about strengthens the relationship and says more than flowers.  The best memories I have with my husband are just that…memories.  There is no “thing” that I value more than taking our evening walk together and discussing our day, our tomorrows and all the in between moments.  Spending time with him and our children and my friends reminds me that I am not alone, and that makes me feel supported and empowered to do great things.

#5 Forgive and cope.  Forgiveness is a hard skill to learn – you must tell yourself to STOP thinking about the scenario, replaying it over and over again in your mind.  How you were done wrong, how you could have handled it better, things you could have said.  The longer you dwell on it the easier it is for you to go to that place in your mind.  And this is actual science.  Your brain will create an electro-neuropath to this memory and automatically go there without you consciously wanting to.  The longer you dwell on it the harder it will be to get out of your mind….literally.  You have to cope with “I was done wrong” in YOUR way, a way that is healthy and allows YOU to forgive.  That may mean coming to terms that the situation “is what it is” and being done with it or asking for an apology.  Either way you have to move forward…and refer to #3

#6 Practice YOUR spirituality.  This one usually confuses most people as I do not have a deity.  I stopped following a god when I was 14.  But I am still a spiritual person I just express it differently than praying or thanking a deity.  My spirituality comes from KNOWING and respecting just how small I am in this universe.  Respecting that I am only here for a very short time and that I must make the most of the time I am blessed with; live in harmony with man, nature and beast; and in the blink of an eye the current situation can get much, much worse.  My spirituality is being thankful and knowing just how lucky I am to have the ability to move my body, exercise my mind, and use them both to be the best Angela I can be.  I use exercise as a form of prayer.  I show my body love and kindness by stretching, strengthening and empowering my muscles and mind each time I exercise.  I am regarding the temple that I live in with value by this act of love.  Exercise is not a form of punishment for dietary discretions or perceived imperfections. 

I wasn’t thanked for the time I volunteered, but it is what it is.  It speaks volumes of the people I dealt with and their personal character – but I cope because I know that it is not my job to police them, or teach them manners.  I forgive them for their indiscretions and I thanked them for their time.  Because even in this negative situation I know someone grew from this experience.  And at the end of the day I still get to talk with  my friends and walk with my husband and tell them all about my day and they all wrap their arms around me and says, “I’m sorry that happened. “

What is YOUR “how to be happy”list?

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Environment.....it matters

Your environment...it matters.  Your body is constantly interacting with the things around you.  We are porous creatures.  We inhale and absorb our surroundings.  Don't believe me....how about that crabby co-worker that is always negative, when you are forced to work side-by-side with them for eight hours, you find yourself miserable at the end of the day. 

You hit the gym with that go-getter, they are "full of pep" and ready to rock the workout.  Don't you find yourself getting amped up?  Don't you have a better workout?

Environment it matters.

Let's take a look at some of the factors that affect your environment and in turn are damaging your health...regardless that you are eating well.

Are you on the upstream nutritional path?  Are you educating yourself to find out WHERE your food is coming from, what soil it was grown in, or what your meats was eating before you ate them?  Are you surrounding yourself with other folks who nurture your upstream thinking?  Or are the folks around you still stuck in downstream nutrition?  Are they still letting the industry, agriculture and media dictate their food choices? 

Do they question you or maybe even insult you when you eat your burger wrapped in a lettuce leaf?  Do they insist that grains are healthy and full of fiber and vitamins and that you are crazy for eliminating an entire food group?

How does that make you feel?  Anxious? Stressed? Alone?

We are porous creatures and our environment matters.

Have you heard how you can't spot reduce?  You've struggled with excess triceps fat or saddle bags and even now you are eating foods in that 85-100% perfect range and getting more exercise than before and these spots are still carrying excess fat.  You've asked trainers and they say you can't spot reduce and they tell you...diet, diet, diet.  Your diet has to be spot on.  And you are thinking gosh, I must have to be 100% spot on all the time to get rid of this.....SO FRUSTRATING!!! 

Environment matters.  We are porous creatures.

Ohmigawd Angela, if you say that one more time in this post!!...MAKE your point....

OK, OK....

Spot reduction is NOT a myth. It just doesn't exist in the way that we have been told since the days of Jane Fonda and aerobics taking mainstream.  Hundreds of crunches a day won't get you a flat stomach, hundreds of dips each day won't burn off that triceps wing, hundreds of hyper extensions won't get rid of those back love handles, and you can squat and lunge everywhere you need to go and you will still have those saddlebags......environment matters.

What does belly fat tell me about a client?  It tells me they have excess cortisol production.  Or in layman terms....they are stressed the fawk out.  And I am never wrong about this.  I start asking questions - how's your job, how's your commute, how's your marriage, relationship with your mom, how much caffeine do you consume, how much sleep do you get, what kind of parenting style do you have.......and it always pans out that they are STRESSED, consuming too much caffeine, looking to carbs for comfort and trying to skimp on sleep to "get caught up".

How about those saddle bags?  I start asking about menstrual cycles and how they are transporting their lunch, or storing leftovers.  Plastic.  And even worse....heating their leftovers in the plastic.  Drinking their hot coffee in a Styrofoam cup with a plastic lid, or a Tervis Tumbler.  Their menstrual cycle is messed up, painful.

Back fat or love handles...that unsightly fat that rolls up on your back.  Insulin resistant.  A diet high in refined carbohydrates.  The whiter the bread....the faster your dead.

And my personal demon....triceps fat.  Anxiety, a diet low in Omega-3 and another sleep abuser. 

OK....great, now I have to worry about EVERYTHING! Thanks, Angela...now I'm REALLY anxious....gigantic triceps wings here I come!

Wait, wait, wait!  I'm a former Marine....we don't complain unless we have a solution.  I have a solution!!!

Environment it matters....we are porous creatures. 

We need to pay attention to those precious Omega-3 fatty acids and the foods that they are in: fish, coconut oil, evoo, avacado, walnuts...one.of.these.in.every.single.meal. 

Eliminate the plastic.  Get your Bed, Bath and Beyond coupons together and go get you some glass containers.  Hit garage sales.  Use wax paper instead of plastic bags.  YES...it IS inconvenient....BUT it is essential....environment matters; we are porous creatures...health, it requires effort.  Eliminate the plastic where and when you can.  It is everywhere - limit your exposure.  (http://www.npr.org/2011/03/02/134196209/study-most-plastics-leach-hormone-like-chemicals)

The asphalt dragon....oh dear, this one has ME the most ANXIOUS.  Everywhere I look they are tearing down trees and building 7-11's or putting in a new road.  How will we connect with nature and the rhythm of life if we can't go outside and play, run, walk, ride a bike, sit on the Earth.  There is NOTHING more relaxing and de-stressing than connecting with nature.  I'm not saying chain yourself to a tree so they don't tear it down....but connect with nature - sit on the Earth, hike in the woods, splash in a river....relieve that stress.  Your belly fat is counting on it.

Artificial light.  You know just because you can flip a switch in your living room and stay up until 11PM "getting stuff done" doesn't mean you do.  Our bodies are the perfect machine, as the sun starts to go down so do our bodies.  Our hormone production starts to slow and taper as soon as the sun goes down.  Ever notice when you go camping you and your camping buddies are usually asleep by 9PM?  Maybe a little later but it is only because you are really pushing it.  The sun went down and you are very affected and overcome with sleepiness by the dark.  We fight this natural rhythm with artificial light....and in this fight we destroy our health by abusing sleep.  Sleep...it's pretty fawking important.

Next is what I am going to call "sick building" because I really don't know how else to describe this phenomena that is happening.  What is "sick building"?  The use of hand sanitizers.  They are everywhere, in our classrooms, we put them in our kids lunch boxes, they are in the halls at work, it is in the soaps in the bathrooms.  They are killing our gut flora and our ability to fight the common cold.  Stop using them.  Educate your kids.  Yes, you need to wash your hands, not too much though - sometimes a rinse is sufficient.  Be wise about bacteria....we need it to live and thrive.  Otherwise our guts will NOT be able to digest the foods we consume - even if they are the BEST quality.     (http://www.marksdailyapple.com/gut-flora-healthy-immune-system/#axzz23MXeUL1j)

I say this frequently, I preach this, I live by this.....YOU are the sum of the THREE closest people to you.  Environment matters.  We are porous creatures.  Are your three closest friends causing you anxiety? Stress?  Do they question your upstream nutritional values?  Evaluate the people you surround yourself with often.  You want people who are stronger, smarter and have better values than you as you will strive to be smarter, stronger and have better values.  If you have folks who wallow in self-pity, focus only on the negative things that are happening in their life, they don't strive for more education or to be a better person you will find yourself complaining and gossiping too.  Environment matters.....We.Are.Porous.Creatures.